You may not molest trash cans in Daytona

Added by: Idiot Laws Admin | Daytona Beach | 9 Comments

No beating or having sex with your trash can

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9 Comments
  1. Misty Reply

    totally taken out of context. dumpster diving, mainly in other peoples trash cans though, is what they call “molesting a trash can.”

  2. Dawn Reply

    The saddest part is that somone had to have done this for them to make it a law.

  3. Cowboy Reply

    I know someone who was actually charged with breaking this law. Actually, what is known as “dumpster diving” is considered molesting a trash can.

    • your mom Reply

      i didnt get arrested, matter in fact im about to go do my trash can right now

  4. Matthew Reply

    so lucky i dont live there…

  5. ateht Reply

    it is fun

  6. Supreme Commander Reply

    Aw crap…I was going to do it tonight!

  7. Xanthe Ramos Reply

    wow you must be really desperate if you’re humping your trash can…

  8. Emily Reply

    Damn…There goes that plan…

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