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Bar owners areÂ forbidden from letting customers make loudÂ and unusual noices inside the bar. 8-105 Prohibited conduct or activities by beer permit holders It shall be unlawful for any

Long Beach

You can only keep your car in the garage

IdiotLaws | January 4, 2007

I guess it’s time to build that shed so you’ll have a place to keep all your tools.

Cresskill

Cats must warn birds of their whereabouts

IdiotLaws | January 4, 2007

Just to be fair and go against nature, all cats must wear 3 bells so that birds are aware of the cats whereabouts.

Lompoc

It’s illegal to have a rooster

IdiotLaws | January 4, 2007

Honey, we are having chicken tonight because it’s aginst the law to keep that rooster alive.

Cranford

Do not park your boat on your lawn

IdiotLaws | January 4, 2007

Parking your boat on your lawn will result in a fine and/or confiscation of your boat.

Fayette County

In Fayette County: 5 Broken Cars per property Limit.

IdiotLaws | January 4, 2007

The law statesÂ that no property shall have more than five inoperable vehicles at one time.

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