No sticking wooden sticks up a mountain goat’s ass
California has many strange laws and this is just another, people are not allowed to stick wooden sticks or tools of any kind in a mountain goat’s ass! You’ve been warned.
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Are wooden dildos acceptable???
i dont think the goat will tell on you.
I bought a stick for that purpose, now what do I do?
Oh man! there goes my plans for this weekend
Crap. I guess I don’t have a job nao.. FUCK! >:O
The homie got caught last week, it’s only a misdemeanor…
why thw hell would you stick something into and animals ass thats just weird
Are these actual laws? or a spoof of some sort. I came across this site almost accidently, and would be appauled if our elected officials had waisted a
nano-second discussing let alone passing any of these laws
awww does a boomstick count?
good luck getting close to a goat…
I defy someone to find this on the books in California. I just do not buy it. I cry BS.
Aaaa man. That was a great place to keep my hammer. lol
Now I finally laughed on this site. Perhaps this law deals with mistreating animals. The actual law is not posted here in verbatim, but it is funny 😉
WTF. I’d like to see the SOB that tries to put a stick up a mountain goats ass.
wow…for real, someone did that!!!
wth who does that anywayz perverts i guess
DAMNIT IVE ALWAYS BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT….. Retarted that shouldnt be a law if some ppl had some freakken commonsense lol
Lolz.