It’s illegal to have sex with another person in Florida
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Well, well, boys and girls… this is the big one. Since the term lascivious is a subjective adjective, ANY sexual conduct can technically be interpreted as lascivious. Therefor, it is by law, illegal to have sex with another person in Florida even with your husband or wife…
800.02 Unnatural and lascivious act.
A person who commits any unnatural and lascivious act with another person commits a misdemeanor of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083. A mother’s breastfeeding of her baby does not under any circumstance violate this section.
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What are they to do use animals, lol???????????????
thats what happen when senile bible thumpers are allowed to vote.
It’s basically un-enforceable, though I do see a strange logic to this law. It’s another way to get someone for performing sexual acts in public.
Basically, what that means, is the Missionary Position, used between a man and a woman is legal.
Alas, you might have to leave those S&M suits in other states.
Well, lets say: “sex is natural. End of story.” It says “and” not “or”.
Boys and girls rejoice! You can go have sex.