It’s illegal to fart in public after 6PM
| Florida | 17 Comments
I guess Florida take their clean air act seriously with an anti-fart law, however it’s only illegal after 6pm…. At what time does the clock start on legal public farting?
IdiotLaws.com Editor Commentary: I'm not sure who on my staff added this in 2007 but somehow it's still here in 2015. Assholes....
17 Comments
What kind of laws are those?! Such idiotic laws that do not allow people to fart in public after 6PM?! We cannot control that! It is just natural and everybody farts, nothing in this whole entire world is perfect!
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someone had to think of creative laws to get the old people of the streets. why do you think they are called old farts.
Farting in public? Ask any doctor, the average person cuts one @ every hour. So who is the person that has $hit for brains that thought that one up? Sorry, I wasn’t thinking; it had to be a politician.
So the gubermint is going to hire butt sniffers to enforce this dumb$hit law. Maybe they could do that themselves. Oops, that would require a brain slightly larger than a mouse: MY MISTAKE.
It is only illegal to fart after 6PM, in public, on a Thursday. Not sure why though.
Good thing I don’t live there—I freakin’ love to FART!!!!!!!!
lol youre in jail and they ask you “what are you in for” and you say “i farted” lmao XD
LOL
ha whoops ive done that before i guess i should be arrested.
WOW I MUST BE WANTED OUT LAW THEN AHH! my god thats extremely…retarted! well atleast they helped stop global warming a bit with tht law! 🙂
i got written up for farting too lol i shoulda had my parents sue the school, not my falt i’m gassy. lol
I knew a guy in school that got wrote up and sent to the office for passing gas in class.
What if you were new to the state and you’re favorite dinner dish was baked beans and broccoli!!! *pfft* Whooops. Sorry. You’re under arrest!
I will fart when ever where ever and on who ever I dam Well Please!
as offten as I dam well Please dont like it Tuff Shit!!!
and If they put me in jail Il fart on all the people there too
It they kill me Ill come back as A farting Ghost and Fart on Them!!!
FART POWER!!!!!
don’t see the law text for this one
too bad i do it all the time
lmao, i know rihgt!? :DD