West Virginia
West Virginia Stupid Laws
West Virginia
Fuck Fuck Fuck = $3 dollar fine in West Virigina if in Public
If you publically swear in West Virginia, it’s illegal and you are subjust to a $1 fine for each act.
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West Virginia
Can’t be a politican if you’ve done a duel!
This is obviously not relevant today, but just a glimpse of what it was like in the not too distant past.
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West Virginia
Snooze on a trail = Illegal!
West Virginia
Don’t make fun of someone that denied your challenge
Ok, so don’t make fun of someone who you challeneged and they turned down that challenge. Punishable by up to six months in jail.
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West Virginia
If you cheat, pay a $20 Fine!
Any person of commits adultery has to pay a fine of at least $20! But of course the punishment of a scowling pissed of spouse is worse. Hint: Don’t get
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West Virginia
No “Lewd Association” of an unmarried couple
If you’re an unmarried couple you’re not allowed to live together and Lewdly Associate with one another or you could both face a maximum of one year in
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West Virginia
Kids, don’t have stinky breath at school!
Appearantly, no child is allowed to goto school with breath smelling of wild onions.
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Hunington
Maybe this law is related to the fireman one, WIFE BEATING ALLOWED IN HUNINGTON!
This could just be a co-incidence but it’s legal to beat your wife as long as you beat her in public on a Sunday on the courthouse steps. Yay,
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Hunington
Fireman are not allowed to flirt with women in Hunington.
If you’re a fireman don’t whistle or flirt with any female passing a firehouse. Men, there’s appearantly been widespread problems with horny women attacking firemen in Hunington, make sure
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Alderson
No big cat walking allowed, not even on a leash.
In Alderson, WV one may not walk a Lion, Tiger or Leopard, even if it’s on a leash. One wonders why in the world they would even have
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Nicholas County
No funny clergy men allowed in Nicholas County!
Nicholas County appearantly doesn’t know that there is such as thing as Seperation of Church and State…..They have a law that states that no Member of the clergy
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