Texas Stupid Laws

Homesexual behavior is considered a misdemeanor under Texas law. 21.06. Homosexual Conduct (a) A person commits an offense if he engages in deviate sexual intercourse with another individual

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If you commit a crime, give notice!

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You must give your victim 24 hours notice before you commit any from. Such notification can be given in writing or orally!

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Don’t milk a cow that isn’t your own!

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Does this apply to fat wives in texas too?

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Don’t shoot that buffalo from the second story of a hotel…

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What about the third or fourth story?

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Don’t sip more than three sips ofbeer at a time….

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….while standing!

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Weather Manipulation – Mandated by law!

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The state passed a law to build a weather modification device! 20.003. Weather Modification and Control Grant Program Â The department shall develop and administer a program awarding

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Don’t sell your own skin!

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It is illegal to sell any organ of the body including your hairÂ and blood! 48.02. Prohibition of the Purchase and Sale of Human Organs Â (a) “Human organ”

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Politician’s must acknowledge a higher being!

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….before they are allowed to hold public office. The Texas Constitution Article 1 – BILL OF RIGHTS Section 4 – RELIGIOUS TESTS No religious test shall ever be

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