Fairview Park
Honking once is okay, 4 times will send you to jail
You could face time in jail if you honk excessively in Fairview Park.
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Ohio Stupid Laws
Cleveland
Hunting license required to trap mice
A hunting license is required for anyone who plans on catching mice.
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Cincinnati
No lesbian strap-on anal orgies allowed
Having intercourse in the rear is strictly prohibited.
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Canton
Leap frog illegal in public parks
You must obtain permission from the park superintendent before playing a game of leap frog with your best friend. 05 39. 07. 00 PLAYING OF GAMES. (a) No
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Canton
Big Wheels prohibited on city streets
Children are not to ride their Big Wheels down any city street. 03 11. 03. 00 USE OF COASTERS, ROLLER SKATES OR SIMILAR DEVICES IN STREETS. No person
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Canton
Runaway pussy must be reported within an hour
All runaway lions, tigers or liger must be reported to the proper authorities within an hour of it’s escape. 05 05. 21. 00 REPORT OF ESCAPE OF EXOTIC
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Bexley
Slot machines in the shitter is illegal
Installing a slot machine in a bathroom or outhouse is prohibited by city ordinance.
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Bay Village
Walking your cow down Lake Road is illegal
Bay Village prohibits it’s citizens from walking their pet cows down Lake Road.  Lake Road apparently has a lot of burger joints on it which would offend the
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Akron
Picking up gays not interested in you is illegal
You may not solicit a person of the same sex for sexual activities if the the other person is not interested. Section 133.04 IMPORTUNING. (A) No person shall
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Akron
Colored rabbit displays are illegal
You cannot dye a rabbit or any poultry and then sell, trade or raffle it. Section 92.06 COLORING RABBITS AND BABY POULTRY; SALE OR DISPLAY. No person shall
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Ohio
Commit your crimes on Sundays or the 4th of July
Committing a crime on Sunday or the 4th of July will not get you in trouble as this Ohio law states you cannot be arrested on those days.
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Ohio
No public titties allowed
Breast feeding your infant in public is prohibited and is only allowed in private.
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