Cranford
Do not park your boat on your lawn
Parking your boat on your lawn will result in a fine and/or confiscation of your boat.
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New Jersey Stupid Laws
Caldwell
Wearing shorts and dancing on the main avenue is prohibited
This town prohibits it’s citizens from wearing shorts and dancing when walking down the main avenue. This town obviously don’t like David Bowie’s song “Dancing in the Streets”.
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Blairstown
Ashing your cigarette on the sidewalk is illegal
You’d be caned in other countries for this action, but in New Jersey it’s just not allowed. 171-7. Ashes or waste on sidewalks. No ashes, refuse or other
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Blairstown
Shade trees that obscure light and air are illegal
You could face a stiff penalty if you own a tree by the street and it obscures the light and air. 171-2. Shade trees. The streets of the
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Bernards Township
Be happy or be in jail
Frowning in the frown-free town zone is illegal and send you to jail where you’ll really be frowning!
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New Jersey
Delaying a homing pigeon is illegal
Homing pigeons are the FedEx and UPS of the animal kingdom. Delaying or detaining them could send you to jail.
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New Jersey
Horse carriages have the right of way
Cars are not allowed to pass horse carriages.
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New Jersey
DUI = say goodbye to your personalized license plate
A DUI or DWI conviction could lead to your personalized license plate application being denied.
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New Jersey
Frowning at an officer is against the law
Women trying to get out of a ticket by frowning and crying might spend a night in jail.
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New Jersey
No knitting during fishing season
It’s illegal for men to knit during fishing season. Get your mom to knit you a sweater.
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New Jersey
Wearing a bullet-proof vest while robbing someone is illegal
It is unlawful to use a body vest while committing a crime (murder, manslaughter, robbery, sexual assault, burglary, kidnapping, criminal escape or assault). 2C:39-13. Unlawful use of body
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