New Jersey Stupid Laws

This is a good law that’ll send your belligerent family member or friend to jail. 109-1. Unlawful acts. A. No person shall, within the limits of the Township

Manville

Giving whiskey or smokes to a zoo animal is illegal

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Just Say No… to wasting whiskey and smokes on zoo animals.Â They’re already pampered enough!

New Jersey

Annoying someone of the opposite sex is prohibited

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This weird law comes from Haddon, NJ where there must be a lot of divorces! Are there couples that don’t fight? Exactly……

Haddon

It’s illegal to cross dress

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Men: put away those panties as it’s illegal to wear them in Haddon, NJ

Haddon

Bathing tag required before you hop in that pool

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You must first obtain a bathing tag from the Township Clerk before you jump into the Crystal Lake pool.

Elizabeth

Women walkin on Sundays are required to wear a petticoat or underskirt

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It is prohibited for women to walk down Broad Street on Sundays without wearing a petticoat or underskirt.

Cresskill

Cats must warn birds of their whereabouts

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Just to be fair and go against nature, all cats must wear 3 bells so that birds are aware of the cats whereabouts.

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