Whitehall
Having an ice picks attached to your car tire is illegal
This sort of traction enhancement is prohibited.
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Montana Stupid Laws
Kalispell
Pool tables in a billiard hall must be viewable from the street
19-30 Screens in Pool Rooms It shall be unlawful for any person or the agent of employee of any person owning or conducting any place of business wherein
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Helena
It is illegal to use your lawn sprinkler to annoy passerbyers
5-9-2: Lawn Sprinklers No person shall place any revolving fountain, hose or lawn sprinkler so that the water from the same shall be thrown upon any street or
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Helena
Folfing at night is prohibited
The game of folf or disc golf (D-Golf, Frisbee Golf, or Frolf) may not be played at night in the town of Helena, Montana. 5-13-2: Folfing Prohibited No
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Excelsior Springs
Throwing any hard objects by hand is prohibited
This law would make snowball fights and mud slinging illegal.
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Billings
And the band marches on… required in clubs where alcohol is served
A band performing in a club that serves alcohol is prohibited from leaving the stage. Sec. 3-301. Live entertainment to remain on platform while performing. The owner or
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Billings
It is illegal to bring a rocket launcher or XM307 25mm Airbursting Weapon System to council proceedings
Mental note: Keep ACME explosives and future weapons at home when attending council proceedings. Sec. 18-204. Prohibiting weapons, firearms and explosives at city council proceedings. (a) Statement of
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Montana
Indians traveling in a group of seven are more are considered a war party
This law states that it’s considered a war party or raiding if seven or more indians travel together therefore making it legal to shoot them.
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Montana
Missionary style is the only position allowed between and man and a woman
Here’s a law that takes all the fun out of having sex.
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Montana
Movies with felonious crimes are considered a misdemeanor
It sounds like only Disney movies are allowed in this town.
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Montana
It’s illegal to sacrifice an animal in the presense of a minor
Be sure to check IDs before you commence with the sacrificial ritual. 45-5-627. Ritual abuse of minor — exceptions — penalty. (1) A person commits the offense of
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Montana
A chaperone is requied if you’re traveling with a sheep in the cab of your truck
This is to prevent any funny business from happening between the sheep and the driver.
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