Missouri Stupid Laws
University City
Toot your own horn, but not someone elses! 10.32.100 Climbing into another’s vehicle, sounding horn, etc. prohibited without permission. No person shall, without the permission of the owner
Read More
St. Louis
This is because milk is to be stirred and not shaken.
Read More
St. Louis
Try to conceal your bucket with a paper bag or just stand up to drink your bucket of beer.
Read More
Purdy
The “How to dance like a white guy” tutorial (as seen on YouTube)Â most likely originated in this town and is the reason this law exists.
Read More
Natchez
The reason elephants have such a good memory is because they don’t smoke the wacky tabacco. Just say no (to smoking with elephants).
Read More
Marceline
This is most likely a very old housing restriction. By legal terms it would be considered a brothel if four unrelated women occupy the same apartment.
Read More
Missouri
Minors will have to use a magnifying glass on a nice sunny day to spark up their smokes in Marceline, MO.
Read More
Kansas City
Cap pistols have never killed anyone – where’s the logic in this law?
Read More
Columbia
It’s probably unlawful to drink in a bar between those hours because the bar is closed and you’d be trespassing.
Read More
Buckner
Buckner Missouri, a town of 4000, are only allowed to burn yard waste on Sundays.
Read More
Missouri
This law, enacted in 1820, taxes a single guy for a buck every year. Milking a single guy for his beer money is just wrong.
Read More
Disclaimer: The laws listed here are for entertainment purposes only. We have tried to cite specific references when available but, we make no guarantees on the validity of these laws and as such: the laws and regulations including the interpretation and commentary we have provided are for entertainment only.
