Illinois Stupid Laws
Cicero
If you’re planning on going for a walk down the street on Sundays, make sure you don’t hum any tunes as it might land you in jail!
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Chicago
This law was most likely passed by a bunch of pedophiles as it states you’re only allowed to protest naked if you’re under the age of 17!
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Chicago
When your out riding your pet giraffe, make sure you don’t do any fishing as it is illegal!
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Chicago
It is prohibited by city law to get your dog drunk by giving it Vodka.
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Chicago
If your local restaurant in Chicago is on fire, make sure you don’t try to order a meal as it would be considered illegal.
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Chicago
If you plan on doing any contract work for the city, you must let the city know if your company delt with any slave trading during the slavery
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Champaign
You may not urinate into your neighbor’s mouth in the town of Champaign!
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Carbondale
Standing on the sidewalks of the 500 block of Illinois Avenue is prohibited.
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Illinois
This must be a town of illegal aliens as English is prohibited from being spoken.
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Illinois
If you’re entering Illinois by car, it is required that you contact the cops before doing so.
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Illinois
If you’re caught on the streets without one dollar in your pocket, you could be arrested for vagrancy.
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Disclaimer: The laws listed here are for entertainment purposes only. We have tried to cite specific references when available but, we make no guarantees on the validity of these laws and as such: the laws and regulations including the interpretation and commentary we have provided are for entertainment only.
