Illinois Stupid Laws
Orland Park
This town is really strict about it’s gambling laws as you cannot have a pool table in public places because it would support gambling.
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Normal
Making faces at dogs is considered illegal.
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Morton Grove
Owning a handgun in this town is illegal, but you’re allowed to own shotguns or any guns bigger than a handgun.
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Ottowa
It’s illegal to spit on the sidewalk
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Moline
Make sure you Google Map your directions before driving in Moline, Illinois. This law prohibits driving aimlessly around town.
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Park Ridge
I guess they don’t like how trucks look in Park Ridge
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Moline
This idiotic law prohibits it’s citizens from ice skating on the Riverside pond during the hottest months of the year, June and August!
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Peoria
I wonder if this applys to the portable hoops?
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Zion
I guess they only want their dogs to smoke cigarettes…
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Kirkland
Bees are prohibited from flying over the streets of Kriland.
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Kenilworth
Roosters are required to crow 300 feet away from any residence otherwise it could face a boot in to the beak and/or being the main course at Sunday’s
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Joliet
A $5 fine can be issued if you mispronounce the Joliet town name. The correct pronunciation is “Joe-Lee-Ette”.
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