Athens-Clarke County Stupid Laws

Athens-Clarke County

It’s illegal to swim in Sandy Creek Lake

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I guess they don’t want you to piss in their drinking water?

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Slingshots are illegal in urban service district

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Sec. 3-5-16. Slingshots. No person shall use for amusement or otherwise any Alabama slingshot or any slingshot or similar thing in the urban service district. (Ord. of 4-7-92,

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No drinking on the bus

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I guess they prefer their drunks already liquored up before they get on the bus

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Concerts are illegal in Athens-Clarke County

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I guess they don’t believe in a night life in Athens-Clarke County

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It’s illegal to fart at the state fair

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Wow, they take their entertainment seriously at Athens-Clarke county

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It’s Illegal to use your playstation after 11:00PM on a school night

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Well, now parents in Athens-Clarke county can have their kids arrested for staying up too late playing the latest PS3 or Wii games

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You must keep your pet chicken on a leash

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Make sure when you tell your chicken to not run around without a leash…

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Can’t have a going out of business sale unless you have a license

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Must be tough to go out of business in this town.

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No 2 for 1 promo for alcohol

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So, I guess they can sell the 2nd beer for 1 cent?

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No drinking beer while getting a back rub.

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Sec. 6-8-8. Alcoholic beverages. No person shall sell, give, dispense, provide or keep or cause to be sold, given, dispensed, provided or kept any alcoholic beverages on the

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It’s illegal to entertain anyone between the hours of 2:45 and 7:00AM

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Sec. 6-18-2. Definitions: Dance hall: A “dance hall” for the purposes of this chapter shall include any business where one of its purposes is conducting, facilitating or promoting

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