Daytona Beach
It’s illegal to allow the breeding of the state bird
Why are they trying to kill the mosquito? it’s not like it’s ever going to go away…
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Florida Stupid Laws
Daytona Beach
You may not store a car you don’t drive anymore on your property
If you dont drive it, you cant keep it. You must let that classic 66 Mustang convertable rot and rust in the junk yard if you dont drive
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Daytona Beach
You may not molest trash cans in Daytona
No beating or having sex with your trash can
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Cape Coral City
Can’t put your couch on your garage
it’s a $50 fine to let your couch sit in your garage
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Cape Coral
It’s illegal to park your truck outside at your house
Uhm… so where are you suppose to park it if you dont own a garage?
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Cape Coral
It’s illegal to hang your cloths on a clothesline
I guess everyone need to buy a dryer in this town
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Broward County
Hotdog venders must be properly attired.
What? no more G-string hotty hotdog venders anymore?
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Florida
Horse theft = death penalty
So… just how badly do you really need that horse?
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Florida
It’s illegal to shower while you are naked
Uhm… so I guess I’ve been doing it wrong all these years?
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Florida
It’s illegal to fart in public after 6PM
I guess Florida take their clean air act seriously with an anti-fart law, however it’s only illegal after 6pm…. At what time does the clock start on legal
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Florida
I wonder if Tony Hawk has his license when he comes to Florida
You can’t skateboard in Florida without a license.
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Florida
It’s illegal to sing in public if you are in a swimsuit
I guess it’s illegal to have a birthday party at the pool.
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