Naples
It’s illegal to have a neon sign in Naples
So…Â whats wrong with neon signs?
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Florida Stupid Laws
Miami Beach
No pigs allowed
It’s illegal to have a pig in Miami Beach
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Miami Beach
Having a hotdog stand can cost you 30 days in jail
Wow, I guess they want to keep the beach goers looking good in Miami
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Miami Beach
Get the hell out of my way!!!
You must give “audible signal” to pedestrians when passing them on a bicycle
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Key West
It’s illegal to harm a chicken in Key West
Uhm…Â I don’t suppose they sell chicken fingers in Key West?
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Hialeah
It’s illegal to walk slowly in Hialeah
I guess those cubans are all fast walkers
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Destin
It’s illegal to sell flowers in cemetery
Hum…Â personally I wouldn’t mind being able to buy flowers in the cemetery to place on the graves of someone you cared about…
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Destin
It’s illegal to ride a bike in a cemetery
I guess you can’t visit your deceased loved ones if you happen to cruse by on your bike
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Destin
It’s illegal to set off a nuclear bomb in the city park
Wow, I sure hope they let the terrorist know about this law.  don’t want any accidents because they didnt know about this law you see….
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Destin
It’s illegal to go to a public beach
Hum…Â so I guess there are no public beachs in Destin
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Destin
$100 dollar fine for having bad pussy
Any dog or cat that chases or bites unprovoked people are considered bad dogs/cats and can be fined for $100 dollars
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Destin
It’s illegal to give away a chick
you can’t give away a chick, duckling, or bunny in Destin
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