San Francisco Stupid Laws

It’s illegal to have oral sex

It’s illegal to have oral sex

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I guess thats why they opt’ed for sodomy instead

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It’s illegal to let horse manure pile up higher then six feet on the street corner.

It’s illegal to let horse manure pile up higher then six feet on the street corner.

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I guess they need to learn to spread it out some or don’t put it all on the street corner…

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Ugly people may not walk down the street

Ugly people may not walk down the street

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It’s illegal to walk down the street if you are ugly, deformed or repullsive in any way. So don’t be ugly!

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Can’t wax your car with used underwear

Can’t wax your car with used underwear

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Maybe they thought it might stink up the car?

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You may not walk your pet lion down market street unless it’s on a leash

You may not walk your pet lion down market street unless it’s on a leash

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I guess that leash is going to help when the lion decides to kill someone…

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