Cats must warn birds of their whereabouts

Added by: Idiot Laws Admin | Cresskill | 2 Comments

Just to be fair and go against nature, all cats must wear 3 bells so that birds are aware of the cats whereabouts.

2 Comments
  1. cat-hotel Reply

    I know right. What if I want to catch a mouse instead? Do I still have to wear the three bells?

  2. me Reply

    bull crap

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