IdiotLaws Archive
Galesburg
This town prohibits the burning of any animal matter. Does this mean it would be illegal to grill up that burger? Sec. 4-23. Burning of animal matter; prohibited.
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Indianapolis
Indianappolis allows the throwing of rocks and other missles at animals as long as it’s in self defense. Sec. 403-4. Throwing stones or other missiles. It shall be
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Indianapolis
You should limit the speed of your horse to 10mph and obey all traffic regulations. Sec. 441-105. Effect of this chapter on horses and other animals. No horse
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Galesburg
If your cock, chicken or any other fowl smells foul, then you could face a fine as this ordinance states you cannot have a smelly animal. Sec. 4-6.
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Gary
It’s illegal to eat garlic and goto a movie house, theatre or ride on a public streetcar within four hours of eating said garlic.
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Fairfield
This law states that it is illegal for negroes to be out at night. I’d like to see a cop try to enforce this law nowadays. Remember Rodney
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Fort Wayne
Fort Wayne, Indiana has banned the record “It’s in the book”.
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Evanston
This town does not allow any type of bowling, including midget bowling.
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Des Plaines
For those selling their wheelbarrows, do not chain it to a tree with a “For Sale” sign on it as it is prohibited!
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Evansville
When driving down Main Street in Evansville, Indiana you can’t have your car lights on.
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Elkhart
In Elkhart Indiana, it is unlawful for barbers to threaten to cut kids’ ears off.
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Crystal Lake
If you plant new sod in the summer, you are prohibited from watering it using city water.
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