Ottowa
It’s another spitting law
It’s illegal to spit on the sidewalk
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Moline
Driving in circles prohibited on 23rd Avenue
Make sure you Google Map your directions before driving in Moline, Illinois. This law prohibits driving aimlessly around town.
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Park Ridge
It’s illegal to park your truck outside
I guess they don’t like how trucks look in Park Ridge
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Moline
Ice skating on water prohibited
This idiotic law prohibits it’s citizens from ice skating on the Riverside pond during the hottest months of the year, June and August!
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Peoria
It’s illegal to install a basketball hoop on your driveway
I wonder if this applys to the portable hoops?
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Zion
It’s illegal to give your dog a lighted cigar
I guess they only want their dogs to smoke cigarettes…
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Kirkland
No Bee fly zone
Bees are prohibited from flying over the streets of Kriland.
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Kenilworth
Cock-a-doodle-do from afar
Roosters are required to crow 300 feet away from any residence otherwise it could face a boot in to the beak and/or being the main course at Sunday’s
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St. Mary's
No spitting on sidewalks at night
I guess you need to spit, they want to see you do it in St. Mary’s.
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Joliet
Mispronouced town name = $5 fine
A $5 fine can be issued if you mispronounce the Joliet town name. The correct pronunciation is “Joe-Lee-Ette”.
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Roswell
The floor of a porno store must be smooth and none absorbant
Hum…Â Â I guess they are expecting some indecent activities in the store?
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Roswell
Even strippers gets sundays off in Roswell
I guess they really don’t want anyone to work on sunday.
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