IdiotLaws Archive
Proposed Laws
you may not throw a elephant out of a plane at heights exceeding 5000 feet, anyone who brakes this law will be required to clean up and pay
Read More
Proposed Laws
It is completely nasty and if you fart, poop, pee or wipe boogers on people you will be grossed and will go to jail.
Read More
Proposed Laws
I live in a 55 plus community that has a 25 mph speed limit. OK I could understand that on the small streets but this is the case
Read More
Proposed Laws
In the state of Washington nobody is allowed to buy a mattress online, at the store, or anywhere. Funny thing is though…isn’t Sunday the day of rest!!
Read More
Proposed Laws
Its illegal to fart within a 5 feet radius of a pig
Read More
Proposed Laws
In the village of Streamwood, IL, you are subject to a $15 fine if you block the sidewalk when parked in your driveway.
Read More
Proposed Laws
In Reno, NV – you cannot eat ham after 6pm on the 3rd tusday of march,june,september,and december
Read More
Proposed Laws
It is proposed that you are not allowed to sing and hum at the same time after you have spent over half an hour on MLIA in Canada.
Read More
Proposed Laws
Californians are not allowed to visit the state of Virginia for any reason unless they are women seeking a man from Goochland, Hanover or Fluvanna county nobody shall
Read More
Proposed Laws
If the man has longer hair than a woman, the number of inches longer is how many years in jail he shall spend. He shall also have it
Read More
Proposed Laws
Emo people aren’t allowed in california. It is illegal to wear any shade of black and cut your wrists while doing so in the state of California. Violaters
Read More
Proposed Laws
In the State of Washington, if you rent your home, it is illegal to take a hot shower, due to “safety” laws that prohibit water heaters from being
Read More
