IdiotLaws Archive
New Orleans
It’s against the law to practice voodoo within the city limits of New Orleans. Sec. 54-312. Fortunetelling. It shall be unlawful for any person to advertise for or engage
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Sulphur
You are not allowed to talk lewdly on the phone! Sec. 8-136. Telephone communications, improper language, harassment. Â (a) No person shall: (1) Engage in or institute a
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Sulphur
You are not allowed to be an alcoholic! Sec. 8-135. Vagrancy. Â Vagrancy is hereby declared to be unlawful and the following persons are and shall be guilty
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Seaside
And you thought private property meant private…
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Derby
$500 fine or 60 days in jail if you’re caught screeching your tires in this town. 10.12.010 Tire screeching unlawful. A. It is unlawful for any person or
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Port Allen
It’s against the law for fortune tellers to operate in Port Allen, LA. Sec. 54-8. Fortunetelling prohibited. Â It shall be unlawful to practice or engage in fortunetelling,
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Satellite Beach
They really need to reconsider putting some age clauses in this.
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New Orleans
It is against the law for one to stand on their bicycle handle bars or perform and kind of fancy riding. Sec. 154-1414. One-handed steering. Every rider of
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New Orleans
It is against the law for one to stand on their bicycle handle bars or perform and kind of fancy riding. Sec. 154-1414. One-handed steering. Every rider of
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Derby
Damaging a soda machine that took your dollar is illegal and considered a Class A violation. 9.48.020 Opening, damaging or removing coin operated machine. A. Opening, damaging or
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Jefferson Parish
It is required that all people shall cook their trash before feeding it to their pig. Sec. 7-187. Preparation of garbage, etc., fed to hogs.  All garbage,
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Derby
For those with urinating problems, this law is for you. Remember to never relieve yourself on any public building as it is illegal. 9.48.010 Urination upon public or
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