It’s illegal to have oral sex
I guess thats why they opt’ed for sodomy instead
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I like to wear my girlfriend’s thunder thighs as earmuffs. I don’t see the problem with that. Also, when she goes down, I don’t mind sticking it in her mouth, although I tend to hit a neck roll now and then, I still like it. LEGALIZE FUPA LICKING!
the only thing i can see wrong with oral is if your a sick fuk and do it on a kid or hurt someone not wanting it other then that who cares what i do or you do with your body thats like if i wanna suk my mans nips and bit him i will lol
You should suck less and go to school more!!
Its not illegal for people at the age of consent. Its stated that its illegal for an adult to give or receive oral to or from a minor. But its not inforced.
Anyways, in 1998 this law was extinguished. It was also illegal in several other states before that time, like Maryland. Quit having shit fits about it.
Well shit. I should’ve been in jail 17 times now.
Well, guess I’m screwed.
They let fags fck each other in the a$ses but they have a problem with a man and a woman getting together and giving each other oral? SCREW THEM!
well idk. this law is stupid consdiering well you can’t control that part of a persons life.. and for everyone who’s saying ppl who think oral sex is illegal are immature, you’re stupid. if they don’t like it, they don’t have to do it. it doesn’t make them immature. I wouldn’t mind giving, or reciving either. and just because you don’t like it, doesn’t mean you need to throw a fit about it 😛
its probly like the plan B pill. religious fanatics up the price so ppl wont have sex out of wedlock. same here they want everythin but marrital sex to be illegal. im officially movin to cali. at least i can do wtf i want there without getting arrested for somethin as fuckin stupid as this.
I <3 getting head frm ghetto black chicks lol im black tho
thats fuckin stupid fuck virginia if that shit is true
State LawsI guess thats why they opt
This is pathetic, their are few things that bring two individuals closer than oral. Going down on a woman is one of the greatest thing any man will ever expeirience. (Recieving is equaly wonderful. ;])
The comments some people have left only show your imaturity, and unfamiliarity with your own bodies. I pity the poor insecure people missing so much in their’ relationships.
I love getting my dick sucked
Pssssh! In the gay capital of the world? Highly doubtful.
69 is awsome. =) It should be illegal to refuse to do oral on your spouse. Thats right, I said it. LOL! I for one could go to jail for a long long long time along with my hubby for all the accumulated offenses HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
mike is right girls get down and suck bitchess
I believe that lynne needs to be given oral to appreciate it!
Well, considering her attitude about it and smell, she never will get one 😀 sad
Well.. does it matter if you recieve it? hell who the fuck cares anyway you know the one who made this law is a single lonely man that has never recieved befor or a narsatistic preppy BIATCH like lynne that smells like fish and or shellfish.. wash yo shit bitch
I WANT IT TO BE ILLIGAL OVER THE WHOLE USA CUZ THAT SHIT IS FUCKING NASTY FUCKING FAGS. x0
yall are fags, just stfu and take a mouth full
lynne needs to have a oral loooooools. thats teh best when the girls f’ing hot!!!!
umm wtf. Oral Sex illegal? thats the gayest shit ever. im 16, giving and recieving ; send me to jail(:
Well lock me up and throw away the key! I love sucking dick so much that my mouth waters just thinking about it. And nothing makes me feel more self-satisfaction than looking down between my thighs and seeing a young hott man licking my pussy… To the chicks that won’t lick or get licked… have fun getting cheated on. I suggest you get a banana and get your game up. Don’t be a child, grow up.
haha this is wackk,,, i guess im goin to jail lmao
lynne go see a Dr so how are you busted for this ???
“thanks for the head hunny but i’m a cop and your underarest”
WOW! They must be sending porn stars to jail on a quarter-hourly basis. I wonder what the penalty would be? Oh well. I’ll give and recieve! It’s a beautiful thing.
lynne is totaly right just to let you know, kissin a girl after shes done that is like discusting…. don’t even want to think about it, but you are right it does feel good lol.
You should get used to take shower more often as well. And also, you are a consumer… you don’t deserve to date anybody who will true love you…
This is the dumbest law ever.
I’m facing life in prison thrn.
Oral sex is fucking amazing! 🙂
and Lynne.. eww, you dirty bitch
Nick..
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agreeed we shoulddsee each otherr..xx
Lynne is one fucked up individual. She needs some serious help. These are the type people that need to be deported so they can’t continue trying to fuck up the U.S..
you show me a man that dont eat I’ll show you a man that i can take his women
Wow, oral sex illegal? Yep, well I’m 15 aparently not giving a fuck about the law and living my life! Fuck that law!
yeah lynne fish smells i don’t know about you but i shower!lol!
Lynne…its called Gardnerella ….see the doctor
this is rediculous. married couples should be able to do whatever the hell they want in bed. it’s nobody elses business what a married couples sex life is like. if they want to have oral sex, then good for them. if it makes a married couple closer or happier then how is that a problem? they might as well go ahead and tell people they can have sex only for recreation. i wonder how high the divorse rate would be then…?
Woah, Lynne. If you’re having “fish smells” that is NOT normal! LOL!
And I’m with the last comment: The BEST thing about oral sex when it comes to giving (cos we all know how great it feels when receiving LOL!) is being pleasing that person you care about. I know that I would choose giving it to my bf over receiving it ANY day simply because I love how much he enjoys it!
okay lynne you have some serious problems. if you really loved someone you would want to please them and ask any guy, hell tell you its the best.
Wish it were illegal over the entire planet!Big Yuck! never will do again,anyone who likes it but loves me will have to take me as i am or take a hike!If you love someone you will respect their dislikes,it says something more about those who love to suck where we excrete waste fish smells and wee!
your face smell like fish and wee
nice come bak retard
Well your gonna die alone because no man will date a girl who wont do it, i ended several relationships over this topic.
guess in sanfran they prefer buttseks…
well i guess i’m going to jail cuz i LOVE performing oral sex for my fiance!!!
lock me up baby lol thats my fav thing to do
cool, lets hang out