Definition of Drunk in Lexington? Unable to hold onto the ground.

Added by: Idiot Laws Admin | Lexington | 2 Comments

One would be consider sober, by law, until he or she could not hold onto the ground. Whatever that means, but I like the sound of it. Alcoholics rejoice!

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2 Comments
  1. Kevin Reply

    Must be some problem with gravity & drinking in that town.

  2. Sanzen Reply

    So basically, if you start floating, you are drunk?
    …
    So… if I drank Redbull, I’d be drunk?

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